guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

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meadowkitten:

*points to ur lap* is this seat taken

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feminishblog:

Don’t ask yourself, “Is this normal?” Instead, ask yourself:

Is this healthy?

Is this good for me?

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snorlaxatives:

i love when strangers walk by and smile at you

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vomit-vixen:

throughkaleidscopeeyes:

something to live by

same.

yourdeaddarling:

I’m such a horny depressed person who eats and sleeps too much and doesn’t understand what the fuck is happening 90% of the time

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bootygrooty:

buckybarneswho:

Winter Soldier AU where Steve never rips the mask off the winter soldier so he never learns that it’s Bucky and he ends up killing him and after he’s dead Steve takes off the mask and realizes what he’s done

AU where u never wrote this fucked up post

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Tell me what you want. I’ll do anything I can to give it to you. 'Cause there's what I believe, and then there's you.

Anonymous: You are cute tho

Whoever keeps doing this is a saint

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

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