my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping
*points to ur lap* is this seat taken
Don’t ask yourself, “Is this normal?” Instead, ask yourself:
Is this healthy?
Is this good for me?
i love when strangers walk by and smile at you
I’m such a horny depressed person who eats and sleeps too much and doesn’t understand what the fuck is happening 90% of the time
Winter Soldier AU where Steve never rips the mask off the winter soldier so he never learns that it’s Bucky and he ends up killing him and after he’s dead Steve takes off the mask and realizes what he’s done
AU where u never wrote this fucked up post
Tell me what you want. I’ll do anything I can to give it to you. 'Cause there's what I believe, and then there's you.
Whoever keeps doing this is a saint
I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection